The Dartmouth Experience in Paintings
Here at Dartbeat, we’ve been very enthusiastic about the trend of putting random captions on historically significant works of art for comedic value. So of course, we had to wonder: what would a Dartmouth-themed march down art history humor lane look like? Fortunately, you don’t have to wonder anymore… because we gotchu.
When you’re sitting on the bench in the basement waiting to get on table but still trying to look cool.
When you’re Phil Hanlon and you catch a whiff of hard alcohol.
When you’re lookin’ fly but your Nantucket reds are picking up some stank eye.
Being baked AF in an oceans class and trying not to make eye contact with the prof because all you can think about is being a fairy on a boat.
Walking into the basement and suddenly losing your sense of smell.
Waiting to pick up your drink at KAF, trying to be casual while you’re in everyone’s way.
When you’re in Phi Delt and remembering the glory days when you tried to burn down Chi Gam.
When you’re at a party and trying to dodge all the thirst so you can hang with your goat.
When the haters are knocking on your pong game and you’re like “swerve bitch.”