Overheards

By You | 3/9/15 11:13am

Visiting student: "I think my parents are still mad at me for sleeping with my stepbrother."

’18: “Remember, cookies can’t buy happiness. They are happiness.”

’15 (at Voices): "Wait, is ‘f--- the patriarchy’ not just a Dartmouth thing?”

’17: “Only at an Ivy League school would people talk about pH values when they call someone basic.”

’15 (on Tinder): “I just right-swiped an ’18….does that make a pedophile?”


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