’17 on a Thursday morning: “I need sleep, water and an IV.”
’12: “Okay, here’s the Homecoming plan. We play pong, watch the fire, play pong, crash the Chi Gam and Trikap dance parties and then go play pong. Game?”
’15: “I’m just gonna keep hooking up with him so I can have a shirt for frat boy meetings…”
’17: “I want to get married, but I have a midterm on Monday!”
’16: “I’ve been carrying Longchamps ever since I was old enough to not drag them on the ground.”
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