| 8/7/14 7:25pm

’16 New Yorker: I really needed a cell phone in 7th grade so I could call my parents to pick me up after bar mitzvahs.

’16 Girl: Would it be bad if I wore my Masters tank to Diversions?

’16 Guy: I’m gonna make the Masters chess tournament a drinking event. You shotgun a beer whenever you lose a piece

SAUSSY member: I skipped SAUSSY to go to Argentine tango.

Rowing camper: The hope of being able to eat FoCo every day is motivation to keep my grades up my junior year of high school.

'16 Girl: I feel like LinkedIn is the new Friendsy.