| 6/27/14 6:00am

'16 Girl in Sugarplum: I'm an iceberg dancer. I just show you the tip.

'16 Guy: "Turning up" is just a fact. Like, it's the opposite of "turn down."

'16 Girl: The dark moon emoji will watch over you.

'16 Guy: The internet made me gay.

'16 Guy: This house is my safe space. Please don't bring up the gym here.

'16 Girl: This is just like that time I got tazed in China.