'16: I've tried Band-Aids, I've tried condoms — nothing's working dude!
'15 Guy to '14 Girl with hammer: Why weren't you Miley Cyrus for Halloween? All you would have had to do is take that around and lick it.
'14 Girl: Whatever, I'm going to eat Nutella and Zoloft.
'15 Guy: No use crying over spilled champagne!
'14 D Editor: Does Justin Anderson known who I am?
'14 Girl in Jones: You can't drink in here!'14 Guy: What is this, a prison?
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