'16 Guy: I wish we just did the "fall back" daylight savings twice a year.
'14 Boy: Who added all this baby stuff to my Amazon queue?
'13 Boy: There's a class called emotion? I should take that.
'14 Girl: I wish I was fat at some point so I could see why anyone would want to be fat.
'16 Girl Setting Up Pong: Wait, are you suposed to pour beer in the stem?
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