@MoranoGelato worries about its future prospects after examining the snowy weather for the past few days. Looking to scanty indoor seating arrangement, they remembered that #itgetscoldhere #geluhoh
Last week's wave of midterms left @AcademicSkillsCenter inundated with pleas for tutors and @JonesMediaCenter swamped with requests for #TheHelp. #youiskind #youissmart #youisimportant
Record student attendance at #Homecoming athletic events marks the one weekend a year @Dartmouth students pretend they go to a school that's good at something other than winter sports. #workhardplayhard?
Campus's crunchy community expressed outrage over the #brokendishwasher forcing @FoCo to serve on paper plates and plasticware. Didn't the multimillion-dollar renovations include a new dishwasher? And #isthereonlyoneofthem? #ludditeproblems
With #sketchyalumnisightings at #Homecoming and rampant rumors of a gym thief, @DartmouthGuard reports a spike in personal safe sales. Not to be outdone, @BigGreenNoodles capitalizes on the cross-selling opportunity with a new marketing campaign. #hideyowife #hideyokids #hideyoramen
