KDE '10: I just Good Sam guys I don't want to hook up with.
TDX '11: Dude, either go to bed or come back to the tweetsesh.
'10 girl: I love hanging out at phi delt because you can do whatever you want and nobody there will remember it the next morning.
'10 Girl: She looks like a guy from behind.'10 Guy: Guys don't wear thongs.
'13 Girl (in line at the Hop): What's the Big Bad Burger?'11 Guy: Two burgers with cheese and bbq sauce.'13 Girl: What's "DBL"?'11 Guy: ... Double.
'13 Girl: Excuse me, can you help me with this? I don't know how to get my blitz to work.'10 Chi Gam: Well, I'm not quite sure but I think the problem here is that you're on a Greenprint station.
'13 Girl: I think the fact that they call us first-years' is just so Hogwarts, it's so cute.
'11 Girl: I'm too beautiful not to procreate. I need to bless the world with my genes.
'13 in basement: So where are the sign up sheets to get on table?
TDX '10: Jim Kim is number four on my list of Guys To Go Gay For. Number one is Brad Pitt in Fight Club. Number two is Brad Pit in Troy. Number three is is Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall.
